Bigfoot Found?

August 13th, 2008 | Posted in Hot Kicks

Bigfoot is that invisible creature which was never seen but which left huge footprints (can you imagine Bron shoes made for that Bigfoot?) which made people try to find it.

A press release stated that Bigfoot was found in Georgia, in the woods in the Northern part of the region.

Even Barrack Obama had something to say about this discovery: “Bigfoot is the change we have been waiting for.”

Is Bigfoot found, or is it just another hoax? So far, nobody can tell if the photos posted on the internet are real or only Photoshop manipulations to induce people into the error or believing Bigfoot was real and not just a fantasy of a creative mind.

This is an excerpt from the press release which shocked an entire world looking for sensational:

The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
It weighs over five hundred pounds.
The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
It is male.
It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

If Bigfoot was really found, then who’s going to design shoes for his successors? This can be a challenge for all big shoe designers all over the world: once Bigfoot found, why should it wake barefoot?